The 18 year old Spanish girl had only been in my house for five minutes before I started to undress her. Some thirty minutes later, she was curled up on my sofa in my t-shirt. I went into the kitchen and made us both a gin and tonic. I stood there for a few seconds…

Part 1 I was with a student and we were just wrapping up for the day and about to go for food when I saw her, a tiny little blonde in a yellow maxi-dress with an incredible figure, “I’ve got to go an open that“, I said, as I simply just stared at her and…

So I had ventured into town with a guy from the gym who was keen to do his first set. He didn’t do one, but if he had, it couldn’t really have been any worse than the first two I did – which were appalling. The second, especially, was a little unfortunate as the girl…

I recall this set back in March, just as covid was taking off. She turned off the main street which leads up from the train station, giving me a low energy opening. Although he caught only a fleeting glimpse of the thing, had only a brief impression of a broad, strangely flattened head, pendulous writhing…

I guess we’ve all been there. Whether it was a student house party or an unplanned night out. You have that must-attend lecture or an important sales presentation at 9am, but there you are. Stood in a bar or at a house party. The drinks are flowing. You look good; you feel good, the music…